Fruit Punch Recipe

Ingredients 2 tbsp Sugar 1 can (Concentrated) Pineapple Juice 2 packages Cherry Kool-Aid 4 liters Soda Water 1 can (frozen) Lemonade Fruit Punch Directions Make up the kool-aid ahead of time, by dissolving in a small amount on water (as little as possible). Don’t add sugar! Cool this mixture. Serve Fruit Punch in a Beer…

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Eerie Witch’s Brew Recipe

Ingredients 4 cups Water 4 cups Cranberry Juice 3 cups Oranges 12 oz (Concentrated) Apple Juice 1/2 gal Ginger Ale 6 oz (frozen) Limeade 2 cups Grapes 1 cup (chopped) Candied Ginger Eerie Witch’s Brew Directions Step 1. Serve Eerie Witch’s Brew in a Beer Mug

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Kotikalja Recipe

Ingredients 4 dl Rye Whiskey 3 dl Sugar 5 liters Water 1 tbsp Yeast Kotikalja Directions Put rye malt and sugar in a bucket. Boil water and pour it in the bucket. Let the mixture cool down and drain filter it. Dissolve yeast in a bit of kotikalja and add it to kotikalja. Leave the…

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Christmas Tree Water Recipe

Ingredients 1 part Gin 3 parts Sprite Christmas Tree Water Directions Place one part dry gin into a cocktail glass. Do not bruise the gin! Carefully add two parts sprite. Do not bruise the sprite. Optionally, add a dash of cayan pepper for added flavor. Add 3 tablespoons of dry ice for that mystical, yet…

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Mayan Whore Recipe

Ingredients 3/4 oz Tequila 1/2 oz Coffee Liqueur 1 1/2 oz (chilled) Pineapple Juice 1/2 oz Soda Water 1 tsp Grenadine Mayan Whore Directions Pour the tequila into a cocktail glass. Add the pineapple juice, top with soda and float the grenadine on top. Serve unstirred, with a straw. Serve Mayan Whore in a Cocktail…

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Falcon Eddy Recipe

Ingredients 1/2 oz Vodka 1 oz Peppermint Schnapps 1/2 oz Gin 1 tsp Sugar Falcon Eddy Directions Pour the gin and vodka into a cocktail glass. Add sugar, and stir thoroughly. When dissolved, add the peppermint schnapps, and serve. Serve Falcon Eddy in a Cocktail Glass

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Chelsea Cocktail Recipe

Ingredients 1 tsp Blackberry Brandy 1/2 tsp Cointreau 3/4 oz Bourbon 1 oz Dry Vermouth 2 tsp Lemon Juice Chelsea Cocktail Directions Pour the vermouth, bourbon, blackberry brandy, Cointreau and lemon juice into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake and strain into a cocktail glass, garnish with a twist of lemon, and serve….

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Flaming Blow Job Recipe

Ingredients 2 gal Everclear 1 bottle Bourbon 5 cans Whipping Cream 1 qt Chocolate Milk Flaming Blow Job Directions Pour all ingredients into a large punchbowl. Spray all five cans of whipped cream on top of the bowl, ignite, and let burn. After the flames go out, serve in mason jars. Serve Flaming Blow Job…

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